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open voice test post
[Where ever you are right now, there is a girl.
Or a bear.
One of the two, take your pick.
Whether human or bear, she's on the ground regardless, looking around. For something? Someone maybe? Or maybe just being weird.
Either way there is a Lulu here what do you do]
(ooc: Please specify whether you want human or bear. Bear tags might take a while to get to because I am still making icons)
Or a bear.
One of the two, take your pick.
Whether human or bear, she's on the ground regardless, looking around. For something? Someone maybe? Or maybe just being weird.
Either way there is a Lulu here what do you do]
(ooc: Please specify whether you want human or bear. Bear tags might take a while to get to because I am still making icons)
human idk
Whoa, a mysterious person! Did you drop something? Or are you just checking the path for marbles? Because I might be a delinquent, but I only spill those when I'm trying to get away from the Disciplinary Committee, you know.
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[quickly standing up]
Oh no, Lulu's just a normal girl! Nothing mysterious about Lulu, growl! [NERVOUS LAUGH...]
Lulu's just looking for something, it's no big deal, growl growl.
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[a pause]
But uh... it is a pot of honey, growl growl...
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[out of nowhere have a cherry-flavoured hard candy aimed to land in your mouth and launched]
Until then, you shouldn't starve, you know!
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oh hey there sudden candy]
Oh, thank you, growl!
Munch, munch.
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Anyway... Since you showed up with something interesting, I guess I can help you out now! Where in here did you already look?
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There is now a girl in an open shirt before you, grinning and eying you up and down, her eyes mostly focused towards your chest region, eyebrows and fingers both waggling, eyes wide
Eventually, she stops looking and actually says something]
Okay you're a bit modest but congratulations, you've just won one free ticket to paradise, babe!
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...Is this another bear who's just less subtle about wanting to eat people.
She tilts her head to the side, a little lost.]
Growl?
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Nothing about this woman's existence is subtle in the least
She points at you and gives a wide, smug sneer. If nothing else, you at least know she is up to some shit now]
Ohh, feisty. I like it, especially with this cute getup you got going. You're looking for the right girl to reign you in, I'll bet.
[Fufufu]
Want to come with me to a world where only women rule and are free from the bonds of work and society and law? It will only cost you the low, low price of I get to size you up personally and intimately.
[Those grabby hands are back and aiming slowly at your tits oh fuck oh fuck what did you run into just your luck this is the worst yuri]
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[going to just take a quick step back so her breasts are further away.]
Groooowl, that sounds tempting but you're a little late for that! Lulu's afraid the right girl already came along and swept Lulu off her feet, growl growl!
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She continues to leer and maybe even drool a bit. Unsanitary.]
No no, I insist. Your girl can come too. We can be one, big, happy family, I mean, the gods gave me two hands for a reason, right, cutie?
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But you don't have three hands, right? Because Lulu and Ginko already have a third wheel too, growl!
[...ok technically the third wheel is actually her and Kureha is not on board with this yet, but point is there's an menage a trois in the works, is there really a need for a menage a quatre]
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[Well four would mean eight boobs, which is more than six boobs, so yes. This is better math for her.]
Where's your cute friends? I should inspect them too~ I wanna make sure you're all, ah, properly prepared to enter my haven! Yeah, that's it.
bear
Yosuke starts inching away- cuz that bear has a bonnet on it's probably a shadow or something]
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BEARS CAN SMELL FEAR
or rather Lulu can at least smell something as she's nosing about the area in search of food]
Sniff, sniff. Sniff, sniff.
[and then she stops and looks at Yosuke, tilting her head.]
Growl?
[well you're not a girl but :|a]
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Well, by this brand of bear at least]Whoa, don't even think about it!
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Grooooowl...
[god listen to that pathetic hungry sound
or rather you better get used to hearing it because she's advancing towards you Yosuke
although her eyes aren't quite on him]
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My bag?! No way bear!
[His STUFF is in there. Like his homework and his cds and probably all kinds of stuff. Including food. Like part of a bento he got from Yu.]
Go catch a fish or something!
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that's what she's been smelling
sorry but she's charging at you now]
YUM YUM GROWL!!
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[He turns, yelping, and bolts.]
Nonono! Get away!
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SHE IS RUNNING AFTER YOU
SUPER FUCKING FAST]
GROWGROWGROWGROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWL!!
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he does think to open his bag and haul the box out. His poor lovely lunch Yu made for him with no tofu in it at all. how sad]
Sorry, partner.
[He turns, and chucks it right at Lulu's face]
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She jumps and dives for it catching it in her fangs]
Thank you for the food, growl!!
[TIME TO EAT]
Munch, munch! Chomp, chomp! Munch, munch!
gimme that bear
it's... not a cat, definitely and though she's kind of scolding herself for being so immediately trusting of a Very Obviously Not Normal Thing, she walks over and crouches down next to the... thing, with a curious expression on her face. ]
Hey. Whatcha sniffin' around for?
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[oh hey there guuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllll
Lulu pads over to her cautiously]
Groooowl... Lulu's so hungry...
[siting up on her hind legs and patting her tummy NO PON PONS HERE BECAUSE BELLY IS EMPTY GROWL]
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. . .
okay this is probably the point where she should freak out over the fact that she's being talked to by a cute fluffy bear, but. but you know what. she's just spent a whole afternoon beating the shit out of the hostile manifestation of a classmate's negative subconscious thoughts and she is really too tired to have any more freak outs today.
so fuck it. this might as well happen. ]
Uh-- y--you want some food...? I dunno if I've got any fish -- bears eat fish, right? -- but I've got leftovers from lunch...
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And cute girls of course, growl!
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SWEATS NERVOUSLY
and starts rooting through her bag to find wherever the hell her bento went ]
W--well, I got some leftover rice, at least... there's probably a couple greens in there too, if you want those. Just go nuts, I guess.
[ BENTO LOCATED okay
unwrapping that and taking the top off before setting it down in front of Lulu
would you look at that, there's a whole bunch of rice left, with some salad and even a sad, forgotten little piece of fried chicken ]
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Uwaaa-!!
Thank you for the food, growl~!!
[and then she just
dives her face right in and starts eating]
Munch, munch, chomp, chomp, munch, munch, chomp, chomp--
[what a noisy eater gosh]
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but sure fill your tummy tiny bear, Chiyoko will just watch with a kind of bemused expression on her face ]
Sounds like you haven't eaten anythin' in a while.
[ man she always thought bears hunted for their own food but this one looks a little too small to go pawing at the river for fish ]
Where'd you even come from, anyway? You're a real small bear.
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From beyond the wall, of course!
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[ said in the universal tone of "I don't know what the fuck you're talking about but I am really not down for revealing my ignorance right now" ]
Why'd you do that, anyway? What's there around here for a bear? Well, apart from the fish in the river, but you can probably find better stuff near the mountains...
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[turning back to the food]
Munch, munch, chomp, chomp--
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[ that kind of hits her in an tender place in her heart and she tilts her head, watching Lulu carefully. ]
You all on your own?
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We could be friends. If you want. Nothin' sucks more than being alone.
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Even though Lulu's a bear and not a human?
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[ ...
... Hesitantly reaching out to pet the bear as if to prove it...? ]
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pad closer and nudge her head into Chiyoko's hand
awww it's like a kitty
...a kitty that can kill you but]
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There. Guess we're friends now.
[ gonna scritch your ears a little too tiny bear friend ]
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Lulu doesn't know your name, silly-billy!
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[ she kind of forgot about introductions with all the third person-ing going on. ]
I'm Chiyoko.
[ god this dumb bear is so cute, what the hell ]
... you still hungry? There's more food at home, if y'want some.
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Lulu would more food, yes please!