You-- are all merfolk like this?! How do you swim with a brain made entirely of sea sponge? Does it not weigh you down?

[ DIA THAT'S RUDE AND YOU KNOW IT ]

It's quite one thing for him to be real but another for you to be his son! How am I supposed to return to my family now, knowing this is the sort of impression of the Kurosawa family I've made on passing royalty?!